Pronoia Therapy

Prayer Warriors Standing By

ARGUMENTS WITH GOD!

Our trained Prayer Warriors are standing by, ready to study the protests and complaints you desperately want God to hear. Send your mad, rebellious, poignant, ingenious appeals and benedictions to us now!

Be assured that our Prayer Warriors have not only received extensive training in the language of God-- they have pull with the Supreme Being Herself!

That's right! Every one of our Prayer Warriors has been on speaking terms with God for at least 10,000 years (over the course of many incarnations, of course)! And now YOU can have them working on your behalf!

The trained professionals at ARGUMENTS WITH GOD! will study your pleas and telepathically relay them to God from the profound depths of their meditations -- in the most eloquent possible language -- within 72 hours! Deliver your howl to beautyandtruth@freewillastrology.com.